Posted by Christie on November 25, 2000 at 18:43:42:
In Reply to: snowman poop/christmas gag gifts posted by Stacie on October 07, 2000 at 20:51:20:
: Does anyone have the poem for the snowman poop gag gift? I would appreciate anyone sending it my way or if anyone has other ideas I would be glad to have them!
That was a great hit for me last year!
Santa checked his list.
He even checked it twice.
He soon found out,
You've been naughty, not nice.
Coal is too expensive.
So here's the scoop.
All you get for Christmas
Is snowman poop!
(I also just read where you can vary this with Whoopers and the phrase "reindeer poop".