Posted by Steve Shoemaker on September 29, 2004 at 03:04:47:
In Reply to: LACE CORNBREAD posted by WANDA WILLIAMS on February 26, 2001 at 11:58:41:
One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they
need no answer.
-- George Gordon, Lord Byron
cialis A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened
to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the
sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.
"Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job.
Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?"
"Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler.
"Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten by
a snake?"
"I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I
am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then
suck the poison from the wound."
"What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally *sit* on
a rattler?" persisted the woman.
"Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learn
who my real friends are."
buy cialis