Posted by Lewis Thomas on November 19, 2001 at 14:22:52:
In Reply to: Q Tip alert!! posted by Joan on November 06, 2000 at 11:39:38:
As parents we do our best to make our homes safe for our children, right? We hide the scissors, we lock up the chemicals, we put little nubby stickers in our tubs. Well folks, we have a hidden danger in our midst! Hide your Q tips!
: Did you ever read the Q tip box and chuckle where it says "Do not insert in penial canal" Silly right?
: Well, Thursday night Lewis snuck out of bed and decided to play 'Aliens' He stuck Q tips in his penial cavity and played in his room. He got tired and decided to go to bed, forgetting his 'antennae' and laid down, rupturing his right testicle with the Q tip! There was much screaming, blood and a trip to the ER. He's ok now, but we will have to wait to see how bad the damage is and if anything is permanent. The testicle will heal but his urination may be affected.
: So Moms and Dads.. HIDE THE Q TIPS!
: Jew